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"Merry Chaos" Unisex Hoodie
"Merry Chaos" Unisex Hoodie
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The Merry Chaos hoodie is designed for anyone who embraces the beautifully messy side of the holiday season — the noise, the glitter disasters, the emotional rollercoasters, and the festive meltdown moments we all secretly relate to. Crafted with a premium 100% cotton face and a 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester blend, it delivers a warm, soft fit that keeps you comfortable even when everything around you feels like pure December-level chaos.
Its unisex design includes a front pouch pocket, a 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a self-fabric patch on the back, making it perfect for both lounging at home and surviving intense holiday gatherings. The hoodie is sourced from Pakistan, known for high-quality cotton craftsmanship, ensuring durability you can rely on — even through a month full of glitter explosions and questionable family decisions.
This product is suitable for adults, backed by a 2-year EU warranty, and meets strict safety and material standards, including flammability and limits for lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates. Whether you're navigating Christmas shopping chaos, pretending to enjoy office parties, or simply trying to stay emotionally stable until January, this hoodie has your back while letting the world know exactly what vibe you're bringing: Merry. And absolutely chaotic.
Bold, festive, and humorously unhinged — the perfect holiday hoodie for anyone who thrives in controlled disorder.
Its unisex design includes a front pouch pocket, a 3-panel hood, matching flat drawstrings, and a self-fabric patch on the back, making it perfect for both lounging at home and surviving intense holiday gatherings. The hoodie is sourced from Pakistan, known for high-quality cotton craftsmanship, ensuring durability you can rely on — even through a month full of glitter explosions and questionable family decisions.
This product is suitable for adults, backed by a 2-year EU warranty, and meets strict safety and material standards, including flammability and limits for lead, cadmium, bisphenols, and phthalates. Whether you're navigating Christmas shopping chaos, pretending to enjoy office parties, or simply trying to stay emotionally stable until January, this hoodie has your back while letting the world know exactly what vibe you're bringing: Merry. And absolutely chaotic.
Bold, festive, and humorously unhinged — the perfect holiday hoodie for anyone who thrives in controlled disorder.
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