"Before 10AM, I only speak in grunts and sighs" Mug

If you're unreachable, unapproachable, and basically non-verbal before 10AM… this mug gets you.
Perfect for the morning zombie who communicates exclusively through grunts, sighs, and aggressive coffee sipping. A hilarious gift for coworkers, night owls, or anyone who’s allergic to early conversations.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz: 3.8″ × 3.2″
• 15 oz: 4.7″ × 3.3″
• 20 oz: 4.3″ × 3.7″
• Lead & BPA-free
• Dishwasher & microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China